What Does YOUR Girl Call It?

It was some years back, dude.  I was in bed with this babe – very hot, tipsy but not drunk.  We’d been stroking and rubbing and chowing down on each other, and she was great.  She also was one of those cool ones that knows how to joke around in between things, so she wasn’t afraid to come out with some random comments that made me laugh my ass off while munching on her.  Then we’d moved on to the act itself, and it was some of the finest sex I’d ever had.

When we were finished, I rolled over, very satisfied.  She kissed me, then leant over, her breasts and their still-hard nipples grazing the hair on my chest, and whispered in my ear.

“Your Clancy is so f’ing cute!” she said.

“My what?”

“Your Clancy.”

OK.  That was a total new one on me.  We all know them – dick, cock, prick, Johnson, wiener, love gun, so on and so on.  (As a teen-ager, I wanted some girl to refer to mine as my “love log” until a friend of mine said, “Dude, that sounds like something at a scat-fest.”  After that, I couldn’t even think about using that for my junk.)

But Clancy?

It turns out, from my experience at least, a lot of girls have names for it that wouldn’t have made my list.  “Spoogie,” one girl called it.  Another liked “stickshift” (which I kind of like), but she also liked “Gordon,” which my penis definitely is NOT.  And another (a friend who I have not been involved with, but who volunteered this when telling me about a hot date she’s had) likes “thermoblast.”  (Say what?)

I know we guys have, shall we say, “interesting” names for our shafts, but I’m really interested at what the dudettes have to say about this.  Guys, what names has yours been called?  And girls (if any haven’t walked away shaking their heads and mumbling about how all guys talk about is their dicks before reaching this part), what do you like to call it?