Another Junk Joke

9 Oct

Ok, so there was this guy who was brought up in this religion which demanded that all of its members be naked at all times.  The guy was very committed to his religion, so he never wore clothes, even when he went to the store.

One day, he had gone to the grocery store.  He had just picked up some gum and some potato chips when he saw three nuns walking down the aisle.  Fearing that they would lecture him about his nakedness, he looked for a place to hide but couldn’t find any.  So, desperate, he struck a pose and froze, pretending he was a mannequin of some sort.

The nuns came up to him, and they tut-tutted about the store using a nude display like this.

“Maybe it’s a machine of some sort, a dispenser,” said one nun.  “I’ll pull its crank to see.”  She tugged on the man’s dick, and he opened his hand.

“Oh, look,” the nun said, “I got some gum!”

The second nun came over, tugged on the man’s dick, and said, “Oh, look!  I got some potato chips!”

The third nun came over, tugged on the man’s dick and said, “Oh, look!  Hand lotion!”

One Response to “Another Junk Joke”

  1. Isabella October 9, 2012 at 5:49 pm #


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