So, like, some foods are supposed to be aphrodisiacs, right? Like oysters. Well, I hate oysters, which is probably good, because I’m generally horny enough, so I don’t need these little “o’s” to help get me a “big o.”
But there are some of these horny-making foods that I do like a lot, like avocados and chocolate and garlic. (Figs I can take or leave; bananas are okay.)
More interesting, to me at least, is that there are some foods that make me all horny that, as far as I know, aren’t on the aphrodisiac list.
Like what? Like steak. Let me tell you, after a good cut of sirloin or a T-bone, I am up and at ‘em and you can just whisk me right off to bed. Nothing gets me as primed.
Except maybe watermelon. No wonder I’ve got a permanent stiffy in the summer – I load up on watermelon while it’s good and fresh, and as a result can hardly keep my li’l guy in my pants.
Some other things do it, too, though not to the same degree – like corn casserole sometimes, or a really, really GOOD yam.
Anyone else got horny foods that differ from the traditional?
mrguypants 
Strawberries & cherries kick it for me… And Ice cream…. Not necessarily together
If ice cream did it for me, I’d’ve walked around during high school with an even more perpetual woody.
hahha, i can’t walk past Ben & Jerry’s without a stir and dribble
Anything spicy. Spicy gets me hot and bothered no matter what.
Whipped cream and anything coconut.
Yummmm