Horny Foods

23 Aug

So, like, some foods are supposed to be aphrodisiacs, right?  Like oysters.  Well, I hate oysters, which is probably good, because I’m generally horny enough, so I don’t need these little “o’s” to help get me a “big o.”

But there are some of these horny-making foods that I do like a lot, like avocados and chocolate and garlic.  (Figs I can take or leave; bananas are okay.)

More interesting, to me at least, is that there are some foods that make me all horny that, as far as I know, aren’t on the aphrodisiac list.

Like what?  Like steak.  Let me tell you, after a good cut of sirloin or a T-bone, I am up and at ‘em and you can just whisk me right off to bed.  Nothing gets me as primed.

Except maybe watermelon.  No wonder I’ve got a permanent stiffy in the summer – I load up on watermelon while it’s good and fresh, and as a result can hardly keep my li’l guy in my pants.

Some other things do it, too, though not to the same degree – like corn casserole sometimes, or a really, really GOOD yam.

Anyone else got horny foods that differ from the traditional?

6 Responses to “Horny Foods”

  1. craigontoast August 23, 2012 at 11:06 am #

    Strawberries & cherries kick it for me… And Ice cream…. Not necessarily together

    • mrguypants August 23, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

      If ice cream did it for me, I’d’ve walked around during high school with an even more perpetual woody.

      • craigontoast August 24, 2012 at 1:25 am #

        hahha, i can’t walk past Ben & Jerry’s without a stir and dribble

  2. extracurriculalife August 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

    Anything spicy. Spicy gets me hot and bothered no matter what.

  3. filledandfooled October 2, 2012 at 5:59 pm #

    Whipped cream and anything coconut.

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