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What Jack Wants (A Dirty Joke)

27 Sep

So, little Jack came home from elementary school one day.  He went upstairs and looked in his mother’s room.  She was on her bed, naked, her hands furiously rubbing her crotch, and moaning, “Oh, I want a man!  Dear God, I want a man!”

The next day, little  Jack  came home from school and went upstairs, where he saw his mother once again naked, but this time with a man lying on top of her.  Jack immediately raced to his room, took off all his clothes, lay down on his bed and started furiously rubbing his crotch, moaning, “Oh, I want a bike!  Dear God, I want a bike!”

Sex on a Picnic Table? Check!

24 Sep

Okay, got to add a new one to my “places I’ve had sex list” this weekend.  Was out with my sex bud (see post of a coupla days ago), and we had ourselves a picnic dinner, complete with a hefty amount of wine, and before the night was over, we were buck naked on the picnic table going at it.

It was one of the greatest screws I’ve ever had.  And my partner was pretty satisfied too.

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Sunburned Junk Joke

22 Sep

Jack was so excited.  At long last, he had wrangled a date with Cindy, a blond with a 40” bust, a legendarily active crotch and the brains of a flea.  Jack hadn’t been laid in weeks, and he was looking forward to the night with great anticipation.

Looking in the mirror that morning, he noticed he looked very pale, so he decided to go up on his roof and get a tan.  Once there, he took off all his clothes, so that he’d tan all over and not have a tanline from a swimsuit.

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Chunks Learns About Sex

29 Aug

A bro and me were talking a day or two ago about how we learned about sex at first.  Chunks (that’s what we call him, ‘cuz of how he blows chunks so often when he drinks) said that he learned all the basics from his brother, who was three years older than him.

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Flyin’ Free

25 Jul

If the stewardess is pretty enough, ain’t nothin’ gonna keep that tray table down, if you get my drift.


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