Ok, so I’m no poet but I like to write dirty limericks. Here are a few I’ve done in the past.
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A young bro from Chippawa Falls
Was enormously proud of his balls
Said he, “They hold so much cum
That if any want some
I can spray enough to cover four walls.”
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A dude with a dick extra large
Was engaged to a looker named Marge
Her twat, it was said,
Barely took in his cockhead
But that’s all he required to discharge.
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A girl had a twat oh so deep
That satisfied she simply couldn’t keep
No cock could suffice.
To her, men were mice,
Even Johnny Wadd put her to sleep.
Lol creative
Very nice! #2 is my fave
Thank you. (that one is NOT autobiographical – sadly!)
I had to google Johnny Wadd…zzzzzzzz
LOL
omg I LOVE these!
Thanx!