Lewd Limericks

3 Oct

Ok, so I’m no poet but I like to write dirty limericks.  Here are a few I’ve done in the past.


A young bro from Chippawa Falls

Was enormously proud of his balls

Said he, “They hold so much cum

That if any want some

I can spray enough to cover four walls.”


A dude with a dick extra large

Was engaged to a looker named Marge

Her twat, it was said,

Barely took in his cockhead

But that’s all he required to discharge.


A girl had a twat oh so deep

That satisfied she simply couldn’t keep

No cock could suffice.

To her, men were mice,

Even Johnny Wadd put her to sleep.

7 Responses to “Lewd Limericks”

  1. sassyshirk October 3, 2012 at 2:03 am #

    Lol creative

  2. wettersbetter October 3, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

    Very nice! #2 is my fave

    • mrguypants October 3, 2012 at 12:32 pm #

      Thank you. (that one is NOT autobiographical – sadly!)

  3. filledandfooled October 3, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

    I had to google Johnny Wadd…zzzzzzzz

  4. Jessica Farkas October 3, 2012 at 3:29 pm #

    omg I LOVE these!

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