Lewd Limericks

Ok, so I’m no poet but I like to write dirty limericks.  Here are a few I’ve done in the past.

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A young bro from Chippawa Falls

Was enormously proud of his balls

Said he, “They hold so much cum

That if any want some

I can spray enough to cover four walls.”

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A dude with a dick extra large

Was engaged to a looker named Marge

Her twat, it was said,

Barely took in his cockhead

But that’s all he required to discharge.

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A girl had a twat oh so deep

That satisfied she simply couldn’t keep

No cock could suffice.

To her, men were mice,

Even Johnny Wadd put her to sleep.