“I Never Goes Swimmin’ with Bald-Headed Wimmen…”

26 Sep

So that title, in case you don’t know, is one of the alternate lyrics to “Popeye the Sailor Man” (another popular alternative being “never go swimmin’ with bow-legged wimmen.”

I’m not talking about swimming here, but I am talking about bald women.  (Not muff bald – I’ve done that before in another post – but women who have no or little hair on their heads.)  And I DO go “swimmin” with them – or have done, if by swimmin we mean sex.  (Have to spell these things out sometimes.)

I dated a girl for a while who didn’t have hair.  She’d had chemo and lost her hair, but when we first started going out, she wore a wig.  After a few dates, she told me about the hair stuff and asked if that made a difference.  I lied and said no, of course not – but, by that I mean that I acted like sure it wasn’t a problem when what I would’ve said if I was 100% honest was “Hell, I don’t know, I’ve never dated a bald girl and won’t know if it matters till I see it.”

As it turns out, after I got after the shock of seeing her without her wig, I got used to it pretty quick.  She was really a down babe, good sense of humor and shit, and I found that it really DIDN’T bother me.  So after that, when we were alone, she would feel free to take her wig off, and it felt cool to be, like, privileged to see her that way.

We didn’t date for long – she was visiting my town for the summer only – and because of the chemo, she felt uncomfortable with having sex, so we never went further than second base.

Anyway, I was surprised that I found her so hot without her wig.  I would’ve thought it would take more getting used to, but you pretty quickly get used to it and take it all in.

(Just got to thinking about her recently, so that’s why the post.)

3 Responses to ““I Never Goes Swimmin’ with Bald-Headed Wimmen…””

  1. erogenoUSblog September 26, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

    Sometimes, we even surprise ourselves, and that is a gift when it happens.

  2. mcqty September 26, 2012 at 10:59 pm #

    Good for you for being a decent guy and looking past her lack of hair.

  3. justplaintwisted October 1, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

    I actually went ‘awwww’ at the end of this. It’s good to know that guys aren’t so hung up on the ‘perfect’ girl, that a sweet girl – who went through hell – could spend her summer with a guy who didn’t judge her, and just showed her a good time! 🙂 Way to go, Mr GuyPants! 😉

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