Lyin’ ‘Bout My Rubber Size

Ok, so I’m glad to say that this is NOT something that I do now, but I also have to admit it’s something I did in the past, and I know it was wrong (and thank God it never came to anything) – and that’s intentionally buy a rubber that’s too big for me.

I’m not a pencil dick, but I’m also not a monster.  I’m perfectly average, like almost every other guy, and I have a li’l feller that more than gets the job done.  I like my guy.  We’re best buds.

But back when I was first getting laid, and buying my first condoms, I went into the stor eand got one of those boxes of rubbers for the “XL” guy – and I knew I didn’t have a huge dick.  (My balls are something else – I’m proud of those melons – but obviously you don’t put a rubber on your nuts.  At least I haven’t.  Hmmm…wonder how that would feel…?)

Anyway, I knew my dick was average, but I thought girls would be more impressed if I brought out the XL size sheath.  So I used them the first couple of times I had sex.

I am really lucky.  It stayed on (barely), but cum definitely leaked out of it, even though I pulled out as quick as I could after I came.  Probably the girls I was with were on the pill, and fortunately none of them had any diseases (and neither did I).

So I learned my lesson soon, and said, “Fuck it, I’d better be safe instead of conceited,” and got  normal, snug-fitting rubbers after that.

But I bet I’m not the only guy who has felt like he had to  build up his confidence by buying the wrong size “protection” – which could have had really non-protecting consequences!