Sunburned Junk Joke

22 Sep

Jack was so excited.  At long last, he had wrangled a date with Cindy, a blond with a 40” bust, a legendarily active crotch and the brains of a flea.  Jack hadn’t been laid in weeks, and he was looking forward to the night with great anticipation.

Looking in the mirror that morning, he noticed he looked very pale, so he decided to go up on his roof and get a tan.  Once there, he took off all his clothes, so that he’d tan all over and not have a tanline from a swimsuit.

Unfortunately, Jack fell asleep and when he woke up, he was badly burned all over – including his poor dick.  He went inside and put lotion all over his body, and a LOT of it on his cock, which was really, REALLY painful.  The lotion helped a lot, fortunately, and he was able to get dressed.  Sunburnt, but still willing.

Cindy came over and they had a great dinner.  But during dinner, the lotion started to wear off, and Jack started feeling the pain – especially on his dick.  He went into the bathroom, but found out he was all out of lotion!

Thinking quickly, he called his best friend and asked him what to do.  “Milk,” his friend said.  “Really cold milk, that can help make the sunburn feel better.”

“Dude, I can’t pour milk all over myself,” Jack said.

“Who said all over?  All you need is for your dick to be working, moron.”

So Jack went into the kitchen and poured a big, tall glass pull of milk, then whipped out his cock and stuck it in the glass.  God, how good that felt on his poor red member!

Just at that moment, Cindy walked in, saw him standing there with his dick flopped into a glass of milk and started laughing.

“Look, I can explain,” Jack said.

“It’s okay,” Cindy giggled.  “I’m glad to know – I always wondered how you guys got those things all loaded up!”

2 Responses to “Sunburned Junk Joke”

  1. (anatomyofaffairs.wordpress.com) September 22, 2012 at 12:34 pm #

    You’re good dude!

    • mrguypants September 22, 2012 at 6:37 pm #

      Thanks! (That’s what SHE said.)

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