Growing Junk Joke

20 Sep

So Johnny had never been very well endowed, but one day, for some reason, his dick started to get longer.  Of course, he was pleased about this, and of coruse so was his wife- VERY pleased.  The longer it got, the more they screwed and the happier they both were.

But before long, Johnny’s dick was almost two feet long; even limp, it hung down a foot, and he began to worry about this.  If it kept up, it would be dragging the ground and he’d be stepping on it, tripping on it.

So Johnny and his wife went to see a doctor, who examined him and told them, “Johnny has a very rare medical condition, and it’s good that you came to see me.  Fortunately, there’s surgery that we can do to fix this problem.”

“Oh good, doc,” Johnny’s wife said.  “Just tell me one thing: how long will he be on crutches?”

“Crutches?” the doc said, mystified. “Why would he be on crutches?”

“Well,”  the wife replied, “you ARE gowing to lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”

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