Doctor Joke

18 Sep

I’m in a jokey mood this week – so probably will be posting a few of these.  Here’s one I’ve always liked:

So there’s this doctor, and he and his wife are having a big shouting argument one morning, and he ends it by yelling, “And you know what else?  You’re no good in bed either!”  Then he storms out of the house.

Later the doctor feels ashamed and regrets saying that, so when he has a break in the afternoon, he calls his wife to apologize.  It takes her so long to answer that he’s about to hang up.

“Hey, what took you so long to answer?” he asks.

“Sorry, I was in bed,” she replies.

“In bed?  What were you doing still in bed?” the doctor says.

“Getting a second opinion!”

2 Responses to “Doctor Joke”

  1. Cornelius Agrippa September 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

    It is early in the morning and the woman is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. The man walks in and she says, quick, do me now! Happy at this lucky turn of events, he obliges her on the kitchen table. This is unusual for her though, so while on the job he asks her, how come you suddenly need it right now? Oh, she says, the egg timer is broken.

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