A Joke for Saturday

Jack had just moved into a new apartment building.  The first night, he went down to the laundry room to do his laundry, and there he saw this gorgeous, tall, and very busty redhead doing her laundry.  She had tits for days and was wearing only a very short robe which barely contained her robust breasts and barely covered her lower regions.

“Why hello,” she sys.  “You must be the new boy in 3A.  I’m Lola from 3B.”  She extends her hand, and as she does so her robe slips open, making it clear that she is wearing nothing beneath it.

“Goodness, I better watch that,” she says coyly, readjusting her robe to cover her tits, but as she pulls it up to do so, it lifts and reveals her bare muff.  Jack, whose eyes had been glued on her generous cleavage, now can’t stop staring at her inviting crotch.  His face turns red and he breaks out in a sweat, and an obvious swelling occurs in his pants.

“Don’t you look hot and bothered!” she says, stepping back a little so Jack can get a better look at her.  Jack starts to stammer a reply, but she moves next to him, puts a finger on his lips and says, “Shh!  I hear someone coming. We better go back to my place.”

Once in her apartment, Lola quickly slips out of her robe and stands naked before Jack.

“So, Mister,” she says, “What do you think is my most impressive feature?”

“Do you think it’s my enormous tits,” she asks, cupping her hands under them.  Jack shakes his head no.

“Then maybe it’s my sensuous lips,” she says, running her tongue around them.  Jack again shakes his head no.

“Must be my hot twat then,” she says, sliding a finger between her legs, but Jack again shakes his head no.

“Then what is my impressive feature?” she asks, moving closer to the guy.

“I-I-It’s your hearing,” he says.

Lola stops dead in her tracks.  “My hearing?” she says.  “Are you fucking kidding me?  Why my hearing?!”

“Well, downstairs, you said you HEARD someone coming,” he replies, then glances down at his crotch.  “That was me.”