Car Jacked (and Lovin’ It)

6 Sep

Ok, so I did something yesterday I haven’t done in a while, but that’s always so awesome fun when I do it.

I was driving on a pretty long drive.  It was gonna take about 2 ½  hours, and no one was with me, and after an hour or so, I was bored out of my mind.  So I did what I would’ve done if I was at home and bored out of my mind.

I played with myself.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I KNOW – It’s f’in’ dangerous to do it while you’re driving.  It’s irresponsible, and I could’ve had a wreck and hurt someone else, and I should keep both my hands on the wheel instead of one hand on my own personal stickshift.

But it’s so awesome to do it!!!!

And, as usual when I jack off while driving, I had a really mindblowin’ orgasm.  (Also as usual, it was a mess, with jizz getting on my shirt and pants, but hey – it was worth it.)

I also love driving along playing with my rod knowing that if someone in a truck or van or some other car that’s higher than mine comes along, they can see me.  No one seems to have yesterday, but it’s happened before; guys in Mac trucks seem to get a kick out of it, as a couple have seen me and given me a big laugh and a thumbs up.

Of course, even better is when I’m driving and I get head or a handjob from a girl traveling with me – but that wasn’t a possibility yesterday!  (Is getting a blowjob while driving the same thing as auto-fellatio, ha ha?)

It’s not something I do often (either playing with myself or getting serviced by a girl while I’m driving), ‘cuz I know it’s dangerous.  But damn is it fun!

8 Responses to “Car Jacked (and Lovin’ It)”

  1. Little Miss September 6, 2012 at 3:18 am #

    Ha! Autofellatio, if you tell people you managed that you may get some strange looks!
    Always good to live on edge a little once on a while

  2. thesickbastard September 6, 2012 at 5:44 pm #

    Reblogged this on The Sick Bastard™.

  3. beerotica143 September 6, 2012 at 6:13 pm #

    This story was awesome… Done all of that several times and I have to agree, it is so much fun.

  4. Simone Noelle September 7, 2012 at 7:51 pm #

    So that was you I drove past?

  5. anastasia013 October 2, 2012 at 10:21 am #

    I do agree masturbating while driving is fun. I do it with my Ben Wah balls sometimes. And since you mentioned auto-felatio……I just gave my guy amazing road head this weekend. Need to find the time to blog about it.
    Keep that dick happy

    • mrguypants October 2, 2012 at 12:08 pm #

      Lucky fella, your guy! Keep on car jillin’ yourself (but safely)!

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