Newlywed Joke

17 Aug

A bride and groom who had not had sex with each other before marriage were approaching their marriage bed.  The wife stopped her husband as he started removing his clothes.

“Since we’ve never done this,” she said, ” how do we know we’ll enjoy it?”

“We’ll know,” the husband said.

“But we should still have a signal,” she said.  “To know if we want to have sex.  So, if you want to have sex with me, rub my boob once.  And if you DON’T,rub it twice, and then I’ll know.”

“Okay,” the husband replied.  “And if you want to have sex with me, just pull on my schlong once.  And if you DON’T want to have sex…pull on it a hundred times!”

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