Can We Give Fred Willard a Break?

31 Jul

Aren’t we going a little far here?  Okay, so Fred Willard, the comedian and actor, gets fired from a TV gig because he has been accused of dropping trou in a porno theatre and whacking off.

What the hell else are porno theatres for?

It’s not like he’s accused (I say accused because nothing has been proved so far, although come on, it’s hard not to assume it’s true  that he was doing what they say) of standing on a street corner in broad daylight and playing with his willy, or jumping his junk in front of a bunch of kids or something.  He was doing what lots of red blooded guys do in a darkened theatre.  And yeah, I’ve sure done it myself a couple of times.

I mean, come on – you don’t watch porn for the aesthetic values and the sublime acting.  (“Really good sense memory there, Mr. Wadd!”)    You watch it to get turned on, and once turned on, to get off.  Sure, not every guy who goes into a porn theatre takes it out right there and starts slapping away, but I’m willing to bet that most guys watching a skin flick do.

I sure did.  Hell, it’s fun.  And even though I was just playing with myself and not interested in anyone else, I also gotta admit that I liked knowing that there were other guys sitting around me somewhere in the dark (and nothing’s as dark as a porno theatre) enjoying themselves, too.  It makes it more of a turn-on.

I say, cut Willard a f’ckin break already.

One Response to “Can We Give Fred Willard a Break?”

  1. eroticstorytime July 31, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    This made me laugh. You have an amusing writing style. Cheers, Eroticstorytime

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