Crotch Itch

26 Jul

I was on the train this morning, and the guy standing next to me had a case of crotch itch that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

It wasn’t the usual kind, where you have that tickling  tingle in your nuts that is irritating but that you can ignore, or which you can handle by shifting your weight or shaking your leg slightly, or that maybe a quick, milli-second swipe with your hand takes care of.  This was clearly one of those cases that feels like an ant hill has been dumped in your briefs and the f’ckers are swarming all over your junk.

Yeah, he was trying to resist, but it was too intense, and you kept seeing him tugging, shifting, dancing and finally saying “To hell with it” and out-and-out scratching.

Felt for the guy, y’know, sure – but at the same time, I was laughing at him, feeling all superior.

Till all his scratching made me aware that I felt a little itch on my left ball.  Big deal, I figured, I’ll ignore it.  But it wouldn’t go away, so I did a real quick, not-even-a-nano-second little tug and got relief.

Of course, even though the guy next to me had been pawing himself for what seemed like hours, it was my one superspeed scratch that caught the eye of the babe a few feet away.  Causing her to shoot me one of those disgusted “Men!” glares.


Hope she develops a bad case of vaginal itch in the middle of an important presentation today.

2 Responses to “Crotch Itch”

  1. htsmg July 26, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    I had a case of Jock Itch (a fungal infection) on my inner thigh and up the side of my testicles. That was not pleasant I can assure you. Sleep .. bah I wish! I was scratching all day and all night!

    • mrguypants July 27, 2012 at 1:58 am #

      I’ve been there with the jock itch. AWESOMELY uncomfortable. The freezin’ coldness of aerosol spray on it would feel great – relief for about 10 f’ckin’ seconds, then back to the itch.

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