That Damn Last Drop

25 Jul

Okay, so I got pretty horny at work today (sure, like that doesn’t happen every day!).  I admit I’m a bit of a horndawg, and so I end up relieving myself at work at lesat once a week.  (Okay, sometimes once a day if Katy Perry has a new video out.  Sue me.)  In the bathroom, that is – at my desk is too risky (usually – tho’ yeah, sometimes I take the risk – y’know, horndawg).

Anyway, I finished my business, cleaned my little guy real good, as always, and even waited about three minutes to make sure nothing else seeped out. Then walking back to my desk, I get that unmistakable feeling of one last drop of juice oozing out.

That is so f’ing annoying!  Not like it’s enough to make a damp spot on my crotch for everyone to see.  It’s just that I know what’s going to happen now.  It’s going to dry, and as it dries, it’s going to turn into this adhesive that sticks my guy’s head to my briefs, so that later when I glo in to take a whiz, there’s going to be that little pain when I separate my guy from the briefs.

No, it’s not a pain like being kicked in the balls.  But I can feel it.  More than the pain, I get annoyed by the fact that it always just happens – no matter what precautions I take, there’s always a last drop that stays inside there until after I cover up and then – bing, bang, out it dribbles!  (Happens with piss, too, but the piss doesn’t dry in that adhesive way, so who cares?)

Other guys have this problem?  Or just me?  And am I the only one who sometimes can’t keep his hands off himself at work?

One Response to “That Damn Last Drop”

  1. Shane July 30, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

    i regularly jerk off whilst weeping gently in the bathroom at work (i call it “crysturbating”), and this is a pain i know all too well

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