More Lewd Limericks

10 Oct

A girl from Nantucket could blow

Any dick on your average Joe

But when she saw my big meat

She knew she was beat

- And that was BEFORE it did grow!

 

An amorous woman of intellect did complain

About the relationship between dick size and brain

The bigger the cock

The smaller the talk

And after cumming, conversation went right down the drain

 

A young man whose penis had girth

Wanted a lisping young girl born in Perth

But this lisping girl that he knew

He never could screw

When he started, she cried “Thtop! It hurthth!”

2 Responses to “More Lewd Limericks”

  1. filledandfooled October 10, 2012 at 11:47 am #

    Bahahawa, that last one! Funny mrguypants.

  2. theskreed October 10, 2012 at 12:54 pm #

    Haha.. Have you ever thought about making Hallmark cards? They’d be perfect for Valentine’s Day! And quite possibly Halloween depending on how freaky the girl is!

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